Grandma's Pickles
These are, of course, the pickles your grandma makes by the vatfull every
time you visit. These are the pickles you have to choke down out of
politeness (and because you don't want her to get angry, throw a fit, and
go into cardiac arrest).
Now, MY grandma didn't make ME any - oh no, not her... I
couldn't even get cookies out of her. No matter though, at least
for you, the devout pickle lover, because a kind person with a pickle
making grandma writes:
My grandmother made mustard pickles. They were cucumbers, pearl onions,
sliced carrots, and probably some other things in a yellow mustard
brine. Very good.
I'm sure we all appreciate his efforts (and his grandma), though I've
lost his name. If he cares enough, maybe he'll send me it.